I’m not entirely sure whether I actually ship “Simon Amstell”/”Ben Theodore” or if I just ship “Simon Amstell”/happiness but some shipping is totally taking place.

A wild gpoy appeared!
Leia’s fetish is motorcycles.Oooh Yeah. Definitely accurate.
Skyler’s fetish is trees.
you guys have no fuckin idea
“Kaelee’s fetish is watching other people do it without them knowing.”
WAT. no.
“Jo’s fetish is being dominated.”
what
“Jenny’s fetish is money. Lots and lots of money.”
It helps.
clavicular’s fetish is tummy rubs.
*DYING* HI AMY.
Well, this exists.
*insert bigger on the inside joke here*
VWOOOOORP-VWOOOOORP!!!!

Sometimes I draw things while talking on the phone with my mum. According to her, Sherlock is “that kid who pokes dead kittens while being utterly pleased with himself”.
My mum is awesome.
Reblogging for my beautiful and very classy girlfriend, who recently chatted up a guy while they were standing around a dead cat.