Clavicularity

nannaluna:

satanic2chainz:

olgaulanova:

gingerhaze:

Okay so we’re watching Young Justice and I’m liking it quite a lot. Everything I know about DC comes from Smallville, I’m not making this up, am I? Superboy is the son of Lex Luthor and Superman?

Yes, Superboy has two daddies. A setup not explored nearly enough.

TELL ME WHY THIS ISN’T AN AU
we have all this superhusbands shit with cap and tony but not enough super ex-husbands with lex and superman

My favorite two fics exploring this are:
Reconcilable Differences by astolat
Conflicts of Interest (sequel: Visiting Hours) by rageprufrock

satanic2chainz:

olgaulanova:

gingerhaze:

Okay so we’re watching Young Justice and I’m liking it quite a lot. Everything I know about DC comes from Smallville, I’m not making this up, am I? Superboy is the son of Lex Luthor and Superman?

Yes, Superboy has two daddies. A setup not explored nearly enough.

TELL ME WHY THIS ISN’T AN AU

we have all this superhusbands shit with cap and tony but not enough super ex-husbands with lex and superman

My favorite two fics exploring this are:

Reconcilable Differences by astolat

Conflicts of Interest (sequel: Visiting Hours) by rageprufrock

(Reblogged from 1001-cranes)

Mar 28

drsandwich:

hieroglyphical:

drsandwich:

*STARTS TAKING OFF MY JACKET* “YOU WANNA GO?”

*PUTS IT AROUND YOU* “YOU WANNA GO STEADY?”

#Derek to Scott #tell me i’m wrong

you’re wrong it has nothign to dow ith either of those guys i said this

i’d say i should have seen this coming

but actually i did see this coming

(Reblogged from drvideogames)

Aug 19

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allons-y-to-221b:

erosum:

hypervocal:

13 People Who Don’t Know What ‘Literally’ Means

Literally the best list on the internet.

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

THE GAYS HAVE THE STEAMROLLER.
I REPEAT
THE GAYS HAVE THE STEAMROLLER.

(Reblogged from brimstoneandtreacle)

Jul 23

(Source: galvanizedtitanium)

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Jun 22

nidophlosionz:

nerdnawesome:

Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

THIS is why Gilbert is an American treasure,

(Reblogged from brimstoneandtreacle)

Jun 05

(Source: romolas)

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May 13

bowties and unicorns: blainegotback: im actually so upset i don’t have a penis wtf i could...

ishmaeldreaming:

blainegotback:

im actually so upset i don’t have a penis wtf

i could do so much if i had one

i could put it into multiple asses

i could slap babies with it

i could take it out in school if i ever get bored

im never going to know what a blowjob feels like

i could draw cute faces on it

i would give it cute names like iqbal

“iqbal the cock”

i would never be hired to have gay sex with someone

i could use it as a weapon

i could hide m&ms in my foreskin

if i was stuck on a deserted island i would have my penis to keep me company

fleshlights are so pretty and i want to shove my penis into one

i would have something in common with my dad

i would put socks on it if it ever got cold

not white socks but those cute ones with colorful polka dots

wow 15 perfectly good uses for penis

15 uses for a penis

omfg

If you have a cunt, you could call it iqbal instead?

Do not, however, attempt to hide m&ms in it, that’s a recipe for disaster.

I’m puzzled by number 8 though - do you mean if you had a cock you could be hired to have gay sex with someone? Because honey, I’m sure that can happen with or without a cock.

Oh come on, did you really think you could have a post with more than 10 notes without someone being unnecessarily nitpicky or taking issue with it?

THIS. IS. TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRR.

(Source: mumfordandcaprisuns)

(Reblogged from ishmaeldreaming)