That time it looked like Richard and Kahlan were going to have sex but it was actually two spirits possessing their bodies /
That time Richard and Kahlan almost had sex but didn’t because Richard was confessed and was only doing it because another woman had commanded him to do so and Kahlan wasn’t into that/
That time Richard and Kahlan had sex and were in their own bodies and both wanted it - SCORE! - but this Kahlan was only half a Kahlan and the other half was having logical sex with another dude at the exact same time. And she didn’t remember having sex with Richard afterwards./
That time Richard and Kahlan got married and had sex - YESS!! - but it happened in an alternate timeline that was undone by the end of the episode.
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION FOR EVERYONE.
That time Richard and Kahlan learned they could FINALLY have sex and the show was cancelled.
If there is a single overarching narrative that covers both seasons of the show, it’s Kahlan’s constant quest to satisfy her ladyboner. Without also turning Richard into her love slave. Safe sex, kids!
…Gosh I miss this show.