Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski, (background) Lydia/Boyd
Additional Tags: April Fools’ Day, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Pining, Friends to Lovers
Summary:Scott and Stiles engage in a prank war that goes awry.
‘i is so wet’ say earf
‘how wet’ say jupiter
‘70% wet’
drst:
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and igured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
Damn straight. She was the key to the whole damn thing.
yeah, remember when she got her own movie as she clearly deserved?
ugh studio execs suck.
I had this conversation way too many times:
Me: I just saw Avengers! It was pretty cool.
Guy: Yeah, [male character] was awesome, and [male actor] was better than I expected.
Me: And Black Widow was great!!
Guy: She was pretty hot I guess.
Me:
Me:
Me: >:(
Natasha is MADE OF AWESOME, and is one of the absolute best characters in the film.
YES
now I feel slightly more justified in spending 19,000 words and counting blathering on about her in fic form
because she is the greatest
She’s such a bad arsed sneaky spy that they hardly noticed she was even there.
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
ahh the little piggy
i think i have diabetes.

Just Let Me Be Your Alpha: A Memoir by Derek Hale
A tale of manpain, abs, and a werewolf called Scott McCall (who should really be in my pack)
Other notable reviews:
“Derek, for the last time, I’m never going to join your pack!” - Scott McCall
“I don’t know who you are but if you come near by son again, I will show you exactly why we own a bat” - Melissa McCall
“I just want to let you know that I own a gun” - Sheriff Stilinski
“Stop. Just… Stop.” - Allan Deaton.