Clavicularity

akitron:

justaguywitharrows:

A gay club banned straight women from throwing bachelorette parties at their estbalishment because it’s not fair for straight people to celebrate getting married in gay clubs

and the media is like

THAT’S DISCRIMINATION

media………..what are you doing………….

facepalming all over the place

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lulutheblue:

mimi-bird:

lomonte:

Movie Night

my favorite part about this is Hawkeye~

.. precious baby in his nest.. XD <3

I love Tony’s “No! My remote!” face XD so cute!

(via redrockcat)

Technically it’s a circle of “boys who don’t like smart girls” inside a much larger circle of “boys you don’t want to date”. There are plenty of other reasons not to want to date a guy.

(Source: weasleycansaveanything, via girlwithgoldeyes)

#john Green

kayloulee: Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

ineptshieldmaid:

kayloulee:

gyzym:

good viking boys know to bear houses

YOU MOCK RUPERT THE SEA PENIS-CUMBER

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU WANT ME TO FOCUS YOU SHOULD DRESS LIKE A PRIEST

mostly because you’re walking kind of funny and singing birthday sex under your breath again

K: KRIS KRIS KRIS

That is an excellent sequence of tags.

FINE I GIVE IN

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I BELIEVE IN MARGINALIA

Not that I play any music at all

Everything is better when it rhymes

PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

THIS IS SO ACCURATE I CANNOT EVEN

Should I use this to warn anyone who has to deal with me jetlagged?

Heaven is vulva-shaped

IT’S ONLY LOGICAL

Everything that can’t be solved with duct tape can be solved with WD-40

Lessons from my teenage lovelife

Don’t put lubricants in keyholes

Mystical sky vagina

Accurate tagging

I have nothing more to add

Do you not know why this is?